Top Twenty Things to See On a Jog To Gallup Park in Ann Arbor, Michigan

1. Daffodils by dooryards blooming and the bluest flowers
2. Basketball players playing with their barbecues
3. Middle-aged women walking yorkshire terriers with ribbons on
4. Half-naked roller-bladers in pink shirts, white shirts, yellow shirts, and blue shorts
5. A man hiding underneath the bridge of Huron Parkway playing peekaboo
6. Russian guys speaking russian on rollerblades
7. Ducks and geese and swans all a-scurry
8. Santa Clauses wearing Oakley sunglasses on bicycles
9. Little kids playing in the stone fish water fountain (water not turned on)
10. Black sports bras, red shorts, waterproof sports watches, and caps
11. Couples leisurely strolling in the park
12. Children fishing off the banks of the Huron
13. People driving home from work in their cars on Fuller
14. Runners breathing through their noses
15. A girl my age in the bathroom dousing herself with water because she's so hot!
16. Runners with strollers the size of Buicks!
17. Runners in groups wearing headphones
18. Little kids on swings and jungle-gyms
19. Cars (I almost wrote Czars) driving by blasting Outkast
20. Basketball players running behind me, eating my shorts!